the-british-pineapple:

gwennovynne:

country roads

let’s-a-go

it’s-a-me

mario

I admire and hate this simultaneously

(via blood-and-pepper)

50shadesofkomaeda:

celticpyro:

doujinshi:

so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest
sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.

(via sadgaywerewolf)

deadhusbandisland:

Sexual Orientation: Jamie Lee Curtis wearing a tank top, showing off her muscular arms and polishing then reloading a shot gun.

slasher-is-as-slasher-does:

Michael, walking around minding his own:

Laurie: *crashes out of the bushes and just fucking decks him*

Laurie: BEGONE T H O T

judith-myers:

laurie: happy halloween, michael

michael: 

bartagnans:

Michael: I’m coming home

Laurie:

bradmajors:

Laurie Strode when she sees Michael Myers in the new Halloween movie

(Source: bradmajors)

amazingmrcinema007:

Michael Myers showing up at Laurie Strode’s house 40 years later:

cryptmutual:

When Michael looked back down to see Laurie’s body gone

alvssawrites:

everyone for years: laurie get over it, michael’s never coming back, you’re crazy

halloween 2018: *happens*

laurie:

megthomas24601:

She is beauty

She is grace

But most importantly

She will shoot you in the face